20 5 / 2013
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
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why did the chicken cross the road
to get the fuck away from your incoming pun
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A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article herei’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.
WHAT!?
this is fucking disgraceful
Spread this everywhere
But what if you went there and wrote “I’m going to rip your tendons from your neck with my teeth you scum ♥” backwards in lipstick on the mirror…
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20 5 / 2013
what if there was a popular tv show that had a gay character whose entire personality and plot wasn’t based on the fact that they’re gay
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20 5 / 2013
Psychology: The Meaning Behind Your Doodles
- Boxes: desire to be constructive (synonyms: helpful, effective, practical, useful, positive)
- 3-D Boxes: ability to see all sides of an issue
- Triangles: one who’s mind is logical/rational, desire to see things come to a head
- Arrows: feelings of ambition, drive, motivation
- Aimless lines that form no shape or go in all directions: feeling undirected, without structure/purpose, irritated, frustrated
- Stars: feelings of hopelessness, looking forward or up to things, and optimism
- Circles: feeling passive rather than aggressive, circles are associated with sociable, talkative, and friendly, desire to be flexible and loving
when i don’t draw hands it’s because i can’t draw hands
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20 5 / 2013
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
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20 5 / 2013
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
wait
what
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20 5 / 2013
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
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